hai its emily. i dont twerk.

crosspin:

you’re cooler than me?

guess that makes me hotter than you

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(via thefuuuucomics)

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fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via pureironimpala)

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Posted
8 hours ago

chihirocheerio:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

shitty-tsundere:

oblivious-cancer:

finnthetimelord:

cosplay more like co$play

More like €o$p£a¥

€0$₱£a¥

€0$₱£4¥

how did you all miss cospay

(Source: bookercatch, via hi)

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8 hours ago

piertotum-locomottor:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

her name could be noelia tho

(via mc1303)

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9 hours ago

mc1303:

weirdotwins:

theroyalorphans:

vulgarswami:

vulgarswami:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

Is your mother Spencer Shay

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He just gets slowly less concerned

because he gets better at putting that shit out

he gets used to it

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9 hours ago

lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

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its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

(via pureironimpala)

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9 hours ago
stacylaynematthews:


and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:

stacylaynematthews:

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(:

(Source: 90schild, via guy)

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9 hours ago
relahvant:

maddehhey:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ask-pigpeter:

smokeymcdaniel:

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

don’t forget to work up a little “seriously?” sneer as you squint

That will destroy him. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I don’t know, it kind of seems like a dick move if you ask me.

reblogging for that ^

you know what’s a dick move? men not realising how degrading it is to have someone stare at your breasts, making women feel like sex toys on display, like their words are meaningless as the person they are talking to only seems to be interested in what their body has to offer. that’s a dick move. 

i think someone missed the pun

relahvant:

maddehhey:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ask-pigpeter:

smokeymcdaniel:

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

don’t forget to work up a little “seriously?” sneer as you squint

That will destroy him. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I don’t know, it kind of seems like a dick move if you ask me.

reblogging for that ^

you know what’s a dick move? men not realising how degrading it is to have someone stare at your breasts, making women feel like sex toys on display, like their words are meaningless as the person they are talking to only seems to be interested in what their body has to offer. that’s a dick move. 

i think someone missed the pun

(Source: stefanny88, via heliolisk)

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9 hours ago

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: buckyraccoon, via joshpeck)

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9 hours ago

religiousmom:

*shits my pants* its a metaphor

(via d0nn0)

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9 hours ago
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