DESTROY THIS STUPID BLOG

fahbulus:

hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven’t made an album yet

avoxia:

i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run

I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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adolfhitlersnipples:

if you don’t think bo burnham is brilliant you are wrong

rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

dancing alien gif

then wtf do u call this

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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lameborghini:

i think what pisses me off more than anything else is the little spot the windshield wipers miss when it’s raining

WHEN MY PARENTS SAY I CAN GO OUT AND CHANGE THEIR MINDS AT THE LAST MINUTE

me: heyy whats your fav band?
boy: the beatles
me: *falls asleep*

r-emnant:

i went shopping for school supplies yesterday

dunshine:

i pretend to be punk rock but im really just a vaguely emo indie pop kid who loves fall out boy a lot