so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
her name could be noelia tho
MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned
because he gets better at putting that shit out
he gets used to it
how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off
its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones
the southern isles send their regards
don’t forget to work up a little “seriously?” sneer as you squint
That will destroy him. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
I don’t know, it kind of seems like a dick move if you ask me.
reblogging for that ^
you know what’s a dick move? men not realising how degrading it is to have someone stare at your breasts, making women feel like sex toys on display, like their words are meaningless as the person they are talking to only seems to be interested in what their body has to offer. that’s a dick move.
i think someone missed the pun